London, meet Paris

Dear London,
You know my feelings about you. You are one of my top 3 favorite cities in the world. I wish only good things for you. But, there comes a time when you have to look out for number one. And I'm afraid, London, we have reached one of those times. She's gotta live somewhere, and given the choice, I'd really prefer it not be here. In fact, maybe we can get her to take some of her friends with her. So, sorry London. If I were you, I'd get busy promoting the hell out of Australia. Sing the praises of Italy. Talk up Siberia. I'm sure you can get her to move along.

Love, Zil

P.S. Seriously, do a google image search for Paris Hilton, it's like soft-core central in there...