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Yet more euphemisms...
So once again the spam seems to have found a way around our email filters at work. So, I share with you the subject lines for the fine penis related items I received offers for today:- Lacking some confidence? Maybe you should take a look inside of your pants?
- Show off your manhood to your lady
- Your stamina and power won't stop amazing women.
- Be the most respected and wanted man out there.
- Women are put off by the sight of a dwarf hook.
- You can't party when your instrument is dead.
And my personal favorite: - It's all in your hands what's inside your pants.
For the past collections, click here, or here.
7 comments:
"You can't party when your instrument is dead."
I want that on a bumper sticker.
That would definitely make for the best sticker of the bunch. Any of the others and you would attract a strange element...
Although, "Your stamina and power won't stop amazing women" makes quite the feminist statement, if you use amazing as an adjective rather than a verb.
Which is actually how I read it! I thought they meant "you power and stamina are so low that amazing women have no interest in stopping to check you out, so you'd better use our product."
Hey, it works both ways, even for selling the penis pills. That's nice...
I sometimes think about the people who come up with this stuff and wonder what they think of it.
"Women are put off by the sight of a dwarf hook."
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
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