20 March 2009

An open letter to traffic:

Dear Tallahasse commuters,

Why do you drive like that?  Speeding and constantly switching lanes in an effort to get ahead, only to end up stopped at the same red light as me 30 seconds later.  It makes you seem like kind of an asshole. 

In fact, I bet you are an asshole.

Be polite and learn to drive better, asshole.

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