05 June 2009

An open thank you note to the new bagel guy at Bruggers this morning

Dear New Bagel guy, 

Words cannot express my joy at arriving at work this morning to discover that the bagel you presented me with had actually been cut into 2 pieces of equal thickness.  It was a true pleasure to be able to place my bagel in the office toaster confident in the fact that I would not end up, as I have so many mornings,  with one thick, chewy, practically untoasted half and one thin, toasted hard-as-a-hockey-puck half.  Thank you so much for you diligence in performing correctly what is essentially the only task required of you.  I only wish your crooked-bagel-cutting colleagues would follow your shining example.  Keep up the good work.  Love, Zil

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