Hey Hey Tampa Bay...Fall Classic style

So, I'm rooting for Tampa Bay to win the World Series.  I would like to stress that this does not make me a "bandwagon" fan.  People get so het up about that. They're all "I liked the Rays from the start.  Now all these Johnny-come-latelys are trying to act like they're Rays fans, but where were they when the team had 10 straight losing seasons?!  I mean…it's just!…and they think they can just come in and…ahhh!…"  And then it just deteriorates into incoherent ranting and frothing at the mouth.

Calm down people.  I'm not saying that I am suddenly a Rays fan.  I'm saying that in the current sporting contest, in which neither of "my teams" is participating (Braves or Orioles, FYI), and therefore a contest in which I would otherwise have no interest, I have chosen, of the 2 teams presented to me, to root for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays*.  Deal with it.

The choice was a no-brainer, really, for a number of reasons.  1. I am a Florida girl, so I gotta represent.  2. The Rays have a good story with the whole worst-to-first arc.  3. Phillies fans kind of seem like assholes.

I find the whole bandwagon situation interesting.  Even though I am rooting for the Rays, I don't consider myself a "Rays fan".  As stated above, in the World Series, there are only 2 teams to choose from, so I picked.  Rooting for a team in a given contest doesn't make you a fan.  Fans have hats, and t-shirts, and the occasional bumper sticker or large foam finger.  The teams of which I am a fan (minus the finger, those are wack) include, the aforementioned Braves, The Buccaneers (i.e. the other Tampa Bay team), FSU as my alma mater (although, don't get me started on the madness of college football fans), ditto for those Leon Lions (the alma mater part, not the madness), and Arsenal, if you want to branch  across the pond and into the Premiership. 

The rest of my sports affiliations break down along these lines. I have a second tier of teams that I like a lot (usually in the other league from the main team, just to give me a rooting interest.) These days those would be the Orioles, the Colts, Manchester United.  I also have teams that I have a certain affection for because someone I like likes them, like University of Kentucky (Hi Rakes) or the Bolton Wanderers (The Byrons), or because they are scrappy underdogs (I'm looking at you, Vanderbilt).

Everybody else falls into 3 categories: 1. teams I will generally root for to win  2. teams I wish failure and destruction upon  and 3. teams I have no strong feelings about.  So if say, anyone, is playing the Yankees…go anyone! Tottenham Hotspur?  I generally like 'em, so good luck boys. University of Miami?  Go whoever is playing them, but be careful because they might shoot you. Chiefs playing the Texans?  Umm, whatever, makes no difference to me.   You'll note none of my examples include the NBA or NHL.  Can't be bothered these days.  Again, I have some teams I intrinsically like more than others (for absolutely no apparent reason) and come play-off time, I'll pick someone to root for, but I really don't care one way or the other.  Oh, and when I say "pick someone to root for" I mean that in my head, I will say of one of the teams, "gee I hope they win",  but that doesn't mean I'm going to watch the game.  It's more like if I happen to run across the score the next day and the team I selected is victorious, I can say "well, isn't that nice".

 

And…that's way too much time and effort put into my feelings about sports. 

*One final thing, I wish the Rays were still the Devil Rays.  They are in my heart.  First off, I didn’t realized that when they chaged the name, they changed the meaning of the word ray from this:

To this:

Is that what that little twinkle in the “R” is supposed to be?  I also don’t approve of this:

In November 2007, majority owner Stuart Sternberg decided to make drastic changes and renamed his team from the "Tampa Bay Devil Rays" to the "Tampa Bay Rays", which he described as "A beacon that radiates throughout Tampa Bay and across the entire state of Florida."

Um…no. 

Anyway, I dislike the name change.  Partly because Devil Rays is a better name, but mostly because the fundamentalists are now going to be able to cite the removal of the word "devil" from the name and the team's subsequent improvement as some sort of triumph of Jesus over evil.

I love the Piemaker

Dear people who watch television,

It seems that none of you are watching Pushing Daisies.  What on earth is wrong with you?  Please take whatever steps are necessary to remedy this situation. Immediately, people!

Love, Zil

STD greetings?

So, what do we think about this ? Valuable public health service or disturbing misuse of e-cards?  I can't quite make up my mind...

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Don't Americans feel that way all the time?

When I first saw this, I thought it was an Onion headline, but it's from CNN.

Poll finds Americans angry, worried
A new national poll suggests that only a quarter of Americans think things are going well in the country today, while the rest of those questioned are angry, scared and stressed out.

And, for no apparent reason, (other than it makes me laugh out loud, repeatedly, every single damn time I read it) I include this link to an actual Onion story...one of my favorites:

National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue

London, meet Paris

Dear London,
You know my feelings about you. You are one of my top 3 favorite cities in the world. I wish only good things for you. But, there comes a time when you have to look out for number one. And I'm afraid, London, we have reached one of those times. She's gotta live somewhere, and given the choice, I'd really prefer it not be here. In fact, maybe we can get her to take some of her friends with her. So, sorry London. If I were you, I'd get busy promoting the hell out of Australia. Sing the praises of Italy. Talk up Siberia. I'm sure you can get her to move along.

Love, Zil

P.S. Seriously, do a google image search for Paris Hilton, it's like soft-core central in there...

Hooray for Colin Powell

Ok, not only is it awesome that Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama, it's extra awesome that he did it in such an eloquent, reasoned, and thoughtful manner.  I especially liked the parts about Palin's lack of qualification to be president, how being a Muslim doesn’t make you automatically evil, and his disappointment in the way the Republican party has moved so far to the right.  All excellent points, Mr. Powell.  See for yourself:

Addendum

So, Wahlberg on SNL…Funny in theory, I guess, but he still came off as kind of a tool.  I also missed this whole thing on Kimmel, where he said he wanted to punch Samberg in the face (I’m paraphrasing, add a lot more “fucks” and you get the gist.)

So now the questions is, was the whole thing a set up for him to appear on SNL to promote Max Payne?  If so, that’s really round-about marketing.  Also, he still had to look like a dick all week leading up to the show. 

I think it started out real.  His original comment was legit, he was actually pissed at the sketch. Then, either he or his handlers decided he was looking like a bad sport and they needed to spin it, so he went on the show.  Also, I've spent way too much time thinking about Mark Wahlberg recently...

"Say hi to your mother for me"

So apparently Mark "don't call me Marky-Mark" Wahlberg didn't care for the sketch about him on Saturday Night Live.

Personally, I found it hilarious. I actually laughed out loud. Like, I just watched the clip again before I wrote this, and I laughed out loud again. Several times. I thought Andy Samberg was dead on, which was impressive, because I don't really think of Wahlberg as having any obvious, easily-imitated mannerisms.

Here's the sketch. Here's his reaction.

It just confirms my theroy that Wahlberg has no sense of humor.

Back up off of me...

So, I take this Pilates class twice a week at lunchtime, and I try to get there early so that I can be sure to get my chosen spot (which is in the back corner, the better to spare my classmates from having to watch my spastic contortions). Anyway, there’s this woman who always comes in right before class starts, and who insists on wedging her mat into a too-small and too-close-to-others space, just so she won’t have to be in the front. In fact, it has gotten to the point that I place my mat slightly farther away from the wall than I normally would, so that when this woman inevitably puts her mat too close to mine, I have some space to move away from her. I do not approve of people with no respect for personal space. Also, if you show up late to class, you have to be in the front. It’s a rule as old as grade school people…

Fiesty old movie broads

Apparently, yesterday was the day for the fiesty old movie broads to get all het up about stuff.  First we have this item, in which Brigitte Bardot goes off on Sarah Palin.  Among other things, she remarks on her tendency toward "making statements that are disconcertingly stupid".

Then there was Lauren Bacall (love her) taking on Tom Cruise.  Best quote "Tom Cruise is a maniac. I can't understand the way he conducts his life."  Word.  That Scientology bastard needs to shut right up.

   

Why politics makes me hate everyone #4

Sarah Palin. You know, just in general. Oh and also this. Way to go Clearwater...our state truly is America's wang.

Consumer crush

Izze sparkling juice.

The bottles are really pretty (I'm a sucker for packaging) and all the flavors are super-tasty. And if it's not actually healthy, it's at least pretending to be.

Bumper sticker

"The only Bush I trust is my own"

While I applaud the general sentiment, what exactly does this actually mean?

Why politics makes me hate everyone # 3

Drilling ban lifted.

Offshore oil drilling will not make your gas any cheaper.  Jump off the bandwagon, people.

Why politics makes me hate everyone # 2

It's Nancy Pelosi's fault.

Really?  That's what you're going with?  "Nancy Pelosi made me mad so screw you"?   Yeah, that will teach everybody...

Back again...now in iMac format

So I wandered off for a while. Partly because I am sporadically lazy, but mostly because I got a new computer and I had to switch everything over and whatnot. But, my new computer is so very nice. Giant screen and all filled with Macintoshy goodness. I guess Justin Long finally wore me down. Anyway, now that everything is more or less set up, I'll start with the blogging once more. Although, at the moment I really have nothing to say. So, I will just leave you with these lovely photos of scenes I encountered on successive days while out and about.


Apparently people are not really down with following the instructions...

Scary products

Ok, so I’m minding my own business, doing a bit of online shopping, looking for a gift for my friend’s daughter’s birthday.  And then I stumble upon this.

Words fail me.

I don't know why I find this joke so damn funny...

...But I totally do:

Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: I can't tell whether you mean "change a lightbulb" or "have sex in a lightbulb." Can we reword it to remove ambiguity?

Pesky little devils...

So, apparently while I was at work today, my cats decided to spend their time busting into the catnip supply and getting stoned off their asses. When I got home, they were just lolling about the living room look quite pleased with themselves. Of course, this is how they normally look, so it's sometimes hard to tell the difference...

Why politics makes me hate everyone #1

Lipstick on a pig

It's a non-issue people.  Shut-up McCain campaign...